After getting into the office and relaying my ordeal to my boss, she asked me if I'll be pressing charges against Malomar. After all, he destroyed government property. For now, I'll resist the urge to put my lovebug behind bars.
Update: Refer to the Sweet Precious page. Malomar ate 5 of my Royal Wedding cupcakes that I had made for my officemates. I'm starting to reconsider not pressing charges against his furry behind!